Only in Detroit.....

If i move in there and someone comes in they are in for a BIG surprise cause I'm not playing.

Only in Detroit can you not have anything nice just sitting minding its own business. Downtown we have a spare house that was my aunts. Its been there since what has to be the Early 1900's and it has mural walls its pretty cool. Well some lazy folks (insert profanity if you want i know i want too) decided it would be a great place to remove the pipes from out of the newly plastered bathroom, all the venting from the basement, the valve from the gas fireplace, and even the @#*^# water meter. Yes.... the water meter too. I have no idea how a scrap yard will take a water meter but I'm sure they will after all no one cares, this is Detroit.

Sick day / Random Sunday Post

• Since I'm conscious nothing like spreading a little random blog cheer in between coughing and tring to breath which feels like I'm inhaling daggers in my right lung.

• I can thank my Aunt for gift wrapping this nice viral lung infection when everyone told her to stay home i have been wiped out for 4 days not including the 4 days of feeling crappy and not knowing what was going down. Thanks again.....

• Its been wonderful warm weather here but when I went outside to go pick up my check my eyes were all messed up from being in the house so i almost toppled over so much for enjoying the weather.

• I have to go back to work tomorrow i think i will possibly have the worlds largest cup of tea with me again. Pretty much I have one of those huge 7/11 cups toss like 10 tea bags in it and add hot watter. Wait we are out of sugar .........

• You never realize how tangled your hair can get until you lay on it for 4 days. This is epic.

• My ex-gf text messaged me at 2am letting me know she finally got a sweet job out there in California congrats to her and her folks. Can i get an autograph?

Well time for more mind altering medications so that's all for now. Wish me luck at work tomorrow this is going to be awesome.

Maybe I Need To Stop Listening To The Raido

They should have talked it out

Since I'm a test driver I am in a car for 10 hours a day so i get lots of time to listen to the radio. Unfortunately cheating and stuff gets on my nerves (see blog post "Dude You Catch All The Wrong Episodes" Sept. 26, 2006) so of course the topic on the radio was who's having a relationship at work. Now call me naive but i was thinking ah who's in love with a co-worker. Apparently real topic was who's getting it on at work and is married to someone else. Needless to say i was pissed at all the people who called in. One particular lady was cheating on her husband for 10 years!!! If its been that long you might as well get a divorce and go off with that guy. I would rather that than she bring me home a present that get me a free trip to the Disease Control Center. I just don't get it, if your unhappy at home why not say something and try to talk it out? I figure that a lot of this cheating and backstabbing could have been solved with a simple conversation between the pair, or at least if its not solved they could work toward solving what ever it is whether not enough creativity in the bedroom to someones feet stink. Why not work it out instead of going and hurting your partner/ boyfriend/ husband/ whatever? Come on people of Michigan get it together! Even though I'm probably staying single i want to see some one happy. For all you people out there doing the right think keep it up I'm cheering for you.

Autorama

Went to Autorama this past weekend it was pretty nice. Lots of cars this year and they cut out the car sales section so they could squeeze in more cars for the actual show on the main floor. I know one thing parking down town is outrageous!!! I ended up rolling the dice on a parking meter rather than pay someone in a lot $20 to park. Give me a break, $20 just so you can stick some car behind me and i wont be able to get out when i get back? But anyway i took my father and we had a good time. Now I'm all fired up to get to work on my own vehicle. (sigh) Just need the cash......

Happy International Womans Day!

Happy International Woman's Day to all the lovely ladies out there. I don't think Woman's day was mentioned on the local news but it was all over the international news i listen to every day. I guess they love women more in different countries? Well short post today cause it late and I'm tired ill post more tomorrow.

I Feel Violated....

So I'm talking to a friend at work and she decides to show me some pictures on her camera. So i take a look at it and its a picture of someone back with a lot of cuts on it. So me in my own world i thought someone fell or tripped over something so I ask:

Me: WOW who is that??
Her: Oh that's my boyfriends back here i have a closer picture! (she speaks pretty loudly)
Me: Dang!! that's messed up what did he fall over?
Her: hunh? He didn't fall over anything.
Me: Well what did he rub against hes all cut up?
Her: (smile)
Me: Hmmmmm
Her: Look you can see fingerprint shaped bruises on this side! (points)
Me: Wait a min......
Her: (smile)
Me: Dude I feel so unclean.... (walks off)

Yeah I guess I need to get out more.